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Obligatory Sentiments.
All 30 cards/The Fucking Card
Front cover · sketch only
Opened interior · left blank, joke on the right
Back cover · matching doodle, footer and SKU

The Blunt Statement · OS-009

The Fucking Card

A clean break from the obligation. The card remains.

$5.50 USDproposed, unvalidated · before shipping and tax
Inside right · exact copy

Here's your fucking card. Now we're both free.

Inside left is blank. There is room below the joke for a personal message.
OccasionBirthday · Any occasion
LanguageContains profanity
Card familyThe Blunt Statement
Proposed formatFolded 5 × 7 in proposed · envelope inclusion subject to confirmation

Digital review mockup; not print-ready. The proposed folded 5 × 7-inch format and envelope inclusion are subject to supplier confirmation. Materials, printing, packaging and shipping are unconfirmed.

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Design record

Product details are organized for a future print setup. Printer specifications have not been selected.

SKU
OS-009
Front cover text
No headline or joke; sketch-only cover
Front sketch
A crooked folded card labeled “card.”
Inside left
Blank
Inside right
Here's your fucking card. Now we're both free.
Blank interior status
Inside left is blank; inside right carries the original joke near the top, with generous writing space below.
Proposed folded size
5 × 7 in · Proposed; subject to supplier confirmation
Envelope
Proposed inclusion; subject to supplier confirmation
Back cover
Obligatory Sentiments · “Obligation successfully discharged.” · OS-009. The bottom-right production-information area is blank pending printer confirmation.
Print specifications
Pending printer selection
Artwork status
Digital review mockup; not print-ready