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The Blunt Statement · OS-024

Could’ve Been an Email

For when a card feels like an unnecessary meeting, but here we are.

$5.50 USDproposed, unvalidated · before shipping and tax
Inside right · exact copy

This occasion could've been an email.

Inside left is blank. There is room below the joke for a personal message.
OccasionAny occasion · Milestone
LanguageProfanity-free
Card familyThe Blunt Statement
Proposed formatFolded 5 × 7 in proposed · envelope inclusion subject to confirmation

Digital review mockup; not print-ready. The proposed folded 5 × 7-inch format and envelope inclusion are subject to supplier confirmation. Materials, printing, packaging and shipping are unconfirmed.

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Design record

Product details are organized for a future print setup. Printer specifications have not been selected.

SKU
OS-024
Front cover text
No headline or joke; sketch-only cover
Front sketch
A crooked computer monitor with an @ symbol.
Inside left
Blank
Inside right
This occasion could've been an email.
Blank interior status
Inside left is blank; inside right carries the original joke near the top, with generous writing space below.
Proposed folded size
5 × 7 in · Proposed; subject to supplier confirmation
Envelope
Proposed inclusion; subject to supplier confirmation
Back cover
Obligatory Sentiments · “Printed because apparently we must.” · OS-024. The bottom-right production-information area is blank pending printer confirmation.
Print specifications
Pending printer selection
Artwork status
Digital review mockup; not print-ready