Digital review mockup · not print-ready
Look at you, giving us another reason to buy shit.
Obligatory
Sentiments
The Blunt Statement · OS-015
Buy Shit Day
Your big day has created a modest retail event. Congratulations to us all.
$5.50 USDproposed, unvalidated · before shipping and tax
Inside right · exact copy
Look at you, giving us another reason to buy shit.
Inside left is blank. There is room below the joke for a personal message.OccasionBirthday · Anniversary · Celebration
LanguageContains profanity
Card familyThe Blunt Statement
Proposed formatFolded 5 × 7 in proposed · envelope inclusion subject to confirmation
Digital review mockup; not print-ready. The proposed folded 5 × 7-inch format and envelope inclusion are subject to supplier confirmation. Materials, printing, packaging and shipping are unconfirmed.
The bag is a planning preview. Payment is paused while fulfillment and margins are confirmed.
Or choose this in Five Obligations, HandledFor the eventual printer handoff
Design record
Product details are organized for a future print setup. Printer specifications have not been selected.
- SKU
- OS-015
- Front cover text
- No headline or joke; sketch-only cover
- Front sketch
- A hastily drawn gift box with a ribbon.
- Inside left
- Blank
- Inside right
- Look at you, giving us another reason to buy shit.
- Blank interior status
- Inside left is blank; inside right carries the original joke near the top, with generous writing space below.
- Proposed folded size
- 5 × 7 in · Proposed; subject to supplier confirmation
- Envelope
- Proposed inclusion; subject to supplier confirmation
- Back cover
- Obligatory Sentiments · “Another occasion. Another expense.” · OS-015. The bottom-right production-information area is blank pending printer confirmation.
- Print specifications
- Pending printer selection
- Artwork status
- Digital review mockup; not print-ready